The Oracle of Starbucks
There are truly amazing things you can find from Facebook. Long lost middle school friends, the name of the cute guy in Chem class, and embarrassing, drunken pictures of your closest friends.
And now, you can find a group devoted to the Oracle of Starbucks, the source of all knowledge and the real meaning behind your "Grande Nonfat Double Shot Extra Hot Vanilla Latte."
Based on my typical order of "Grande Mocha Frappaccino Light Double Blended," The Oracle of Starbucks says I'm a clueless str*pper who also drinks wine coolers and hangs out at the mall.
What does the Oracle say about you?