The Oracle of Starbucks
There are truly amazing things you can find from Facebook. Long lost middle school friends, the name of the cute guy in Chem class, and embarrassing, drunken pictures of your closest friends.
And now, you can find a group devoted to the Oracle of Starbucks, the source of all knowledge and the real meaning behind your "Grande Nonfat Double Shot Extra Hot Vanilla Latte."
Based on my typical order of "Grande Mocha Frappaccino Light Double Blended," The Oracle of Starbucks says I'm a clueless str*pper who also drinks wine coolers and hangs out at the mall.
What does the Oracle say about you?
3 Comments:
Facebook can waste SOO much time, its amazing.
I think that thing might say pretty much the same thing for everyone. It also said I was a stripper who also drinks wine coolers and hangs out at the mall.
Jen, try putting in really random drinks that you don't drink like "Espresso" or "Grande Vanilla Soy Latte." It will give you the other results and they are stinkin' hilarious. It's like reading the other horoscopes in the newspaper.
Yay facebook. Like the golden girls group my friend from hs invited me to join. Okay...
The thing that amazes me most about facebook is the fact that people who would never acknowledge your existence in real life add you as friend just cause they recognize your name.
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